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Sep. 6th, 2013 | 11:09 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

some girl: "I consider myself decently communicational"

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I don't think context would help here

Jul. 26th, 2013 | 01:13 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

"Oh, that makes more sense. I thought it was a cow doing a reach-around."

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he's actually a zombie

Mar. 30th, 2013 | 12:39 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

kid: Is Easter Jesus the same as Christmas Jesus?

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new challenge for the day

Dec. 30th, 2012 | 12:00 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

person 1: Have you ever tried to switch from standing to sitting while simultaneously taking a piss?
person 2: ...no?
person 1: it's really hard
person 2: ...why would you even?
person 1: idunno, cuz I thought I would try? what, you've never thought it?
person 3: I'm a girl, that doesn't work for me
person 1: fair enough

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complex geometry

Jun. 27th, 2012 | 07:42 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

group leader: alright everyone, let's move into a three way circle

participant: you mean a triangle?

group leader: ... yeah, that's a much better idea

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I got ya bro

Feb. 28th, 2012 | 11:37 am
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

"We have a perfectly functional relationship because we have never discussed anything important while sober."

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so romantic

Feb. 14th, 2012 | 01:38 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

People joking around (I think), but funny nonetheless...

girl: I like flowers, long walks on the beach, and a dildo up my ass

guy: fuck, I forgot the flowers!

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noobs during midterms

Nov. 7th, 2011 | 03:32 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

A: fuuuuuuuck, I am so wasted right now...

B: uh, you know you're supposed to drink *after* the exam right?

A: FUUUUUUUUUUU

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A: who dares interrupt my coitus?

B: say what?

A: um, coitus?

B: I don't think that means what you think it does

A: studying?

B: nooooooo

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not a superpower

Oct. 19th, 2011 | 10:35 pm
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

A: Beware the power of the Jewish 'fro!
B: why are you unbuttoning your shirt?
A: *eyebrow wiggle*
B: oh god!....

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this one is too easy

Feb. 15th, 2011 | 11:55 am
posted by: minima_de_malis in overheardinwpg

Two guys horsing around, dude1 whines about something for the sake of being stupid...

dude2: suck it up princess

dude1: I've had all I can suck, and I can suck no more!

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